My Good Bye Letter to myspace.

Dear Friends,
I am writing to say goodbye to you. I am addicted to myspace and must quit this demon cold turkey. I am similar to a heroine addict. I wake up in the middle of the night just to get my fix. I started itching and hearing voices and got a strange twitch that involved a lot of blinking when I lost my internet connection. I can't go on like this. I used to do things...I used to want to be somebody....now I'm just a my space junkie. And the only way to fix this is to cancel my account. The shakes are happening right now...oh God...they'll pass...I can do this! I'm gonna get my life back.

To those I will never speak to again due to the lack of myspace connection...Good Bye.

And to those whose roots are deeper than myspace...call me.